i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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