yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
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Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
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Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
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