they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
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I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
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she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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