I hope mine doesn't look like that
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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