My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
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Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
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As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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