can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
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You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
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Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
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