11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
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from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
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Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
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