"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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