Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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