nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
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she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
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I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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