i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
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That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
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Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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