Whod you bang
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
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In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
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My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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