at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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