Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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