What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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