wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
