I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
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