I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
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