I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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