One girl and one boy is just not enough.
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
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im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
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Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
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