my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
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They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
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He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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