and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
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Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
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On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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