i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
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