I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
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Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
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There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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