So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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