Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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