There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
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his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
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She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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