I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
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There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
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the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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