There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
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I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
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He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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