I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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