i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
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about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
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My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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