She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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