So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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