is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
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My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
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There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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