WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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