My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
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I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
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You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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