And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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