It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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