Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
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im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
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Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
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