I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
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Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
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And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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