Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
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Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
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Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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