It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
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