hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
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Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
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Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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