He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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