come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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