I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Randomize
