: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
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