I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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