Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
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