Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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