Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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