Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
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Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
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Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
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