Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
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My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
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were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.