honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
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Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
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He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
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